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Oh, I wish that I had a green thumb.
All my houseplants are looking quite glum.
I never can tell
Why they’re looking unwell
Or why so many succumb.
Have I failed to give enough water?
Have I watered them more than I oughta?
Are they getting too hot?
Is this not the right spot?
It’s like sending poor lambs to the slaughter.
The hard, undeniable fact is
Many succulents, ferns and a cactus,
A begonia, a fig,
Many palms, small and big,
Have been victims of my malpractice.
I confess I’m a serial killer.
Many end up as mulch or land filler.
I kill far more plants
Than snails, thrips or ants.
Or an army of green caterpillar!
Though houseplants are deemed beneficial,
Should these perish, then it is official:
I’ll waste no more dough
Just to watch ’em die slow,
For my next plants will be artificial!
Source: https://www familyfriendpoems com/poem/confessions-of-a-serial-plant-killer

Good Grief was originally due to take place as a week-long festival in May, helping people to talk, think and learn about grief. But then…Covid-19 hit and it became clear that a live event wouldn’t be possible for some time. Good Grief Festival will now be a free online event, taking place from 30 October to 1 November. With some amazing speakers, including; Robert Webb, Cariad Lloyd and Alice Roberts.
Details of all the events are here, or you can download a programme
Please note that all the events are free at the scheduled times, there is an option to purchase a ticket that will give you access to them later and some other benefits but you can access all the events without this.
The Shows Must Go On present their first Wednesday matinee – Wind in The Willows available to to watch free from 2pm Wednesday 28th October and for 48 hours afterwards
Ratty, Badger, Mole and the impulsive Toad embark on a series of riotous adventures spiralling from Toad’s insatiable need for speed!
Featuring eye-poppingly beautiful design, exuberant choreography and a gloriously British score, The Wind in the Willows is packed with comedy, heart and thrills.
Join Sally Hughes as she explores health, wellbeing, beauty and vanity in Leeds Libraries collections dating back to the 1600s.

Friday 30thOct 2020,
1:00PM – 2:00PM
This is an online event via Zoom, it is free but you do need to book a place and then you will receive an email the day before the talk with more details and a Zoom link to follow.
Another set of online special events/talks from the British Library. Click on the link for each event for more details and how to book, these are live online at the times shown and people who book will also be able to submit questions during the live event and to watch it again up to 48 hours later
All the events are FREE, except ‘Ships at a Distance’ which costs £5 unless you are a British Library member.
A conversation spanning centuries and continents.
Hosted by Black Girls’ Book Club co-founders Natalie Carter and Melissa Cummings-Quarry, with Salena Godden and Jackie Kay
The epic story of a great leader, military genius and revolutionary hero.
To submit your pic or video message please send by email by Sunday, November 8 to: lightupleeds@
For more information click on the link below:
